Resident Evil: The Mercenaries 3D

Introduction
I think they made a mistake. Resident Evil takes a turn from the frightening to just a plain old shooter in Resident Evil: The Mercenaries 3D. It is a 3DS game that combines the mindless shooting minigame, "Mercenaries" from Resident Evil 4 and 5, and turns it into a full scale game as the player is tasked with killing as many enemies in the time limit as possible. There is some Wi-fi connectivity for multiplayer as well, and a working demo of the next Resident Evil game on the 3DS, Revelations. So, is it any good?

A Great Day For Gaming

I am taking another review break to talk about a fairly recent development that changed the tides of the gaming industry. What one? Read on to find out.

Wii Play: Motion Review

Introduction
Today I am reviewing a "party" game, but lets just say there was no chips and dip. (Once you are done pretending to laugh at my stupid pun I will continue...) Okay. Wii Play: Motion is a collection of minigames that are bundled with the Wii Motion Plus (which is a scam!) You play the 12 minigames dressed as cartoons (er, I mean Miis.) There is not only singleplayer modes, but multiplayer modes. So, is it as good as it sounds?

F.E.A.R. 3 Review

Introduction
F.E.A.R. 3 is a brutal horror FPS, as you can tell by the name, and it is a sequel. The story follows the F.E.A.R squad as they take out psychos and supernatural beings. sounds a bit like the Ghostbusters. Eh, whatever. The new features in the 3rd game include splitscreen co-op, a better cover system, and some new modes. So, is it scary?

Dungeon Siege III Review

Introduction
Today I will review Dungeon Siege III, which is obviously a sequel to Dungeon Siege II and Dungeon Siege I. It is a dungeon crawler similar to Diablo, I guess, but the dungeons here are not randomly generated. I am bored already. Oh, wait! There is also co-op and online multiplayer as well. Yipee! So, is it any good?

Top 4 Reasons Movie Licensed Games Suck

I was going to review the new Transformers game, but no, I had a better idea. I will discuss today why movie licenced game suck so much. Have you ever played a good game based on a movie besides Goldeneye 007 or whatever? I haven't. Are you ready? Okay, here we go.

The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D Review

Introduction
Okay... This will be a hard game to review... Okay.... Deep breaths... This game is a remake of The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time, but for the 3DS. Okay. The original game, was a flawless action adventure game, and is considered one of the best games of all time, if not the best. If you have played the original, the remake gave it a graphical overhaul, but other than that, it is still the same. So, is it any good? Heh, what kind of question is that?

Child Of Eden Review

Introduction
I must admit that I never knew much about Child Of Eden till now, maybe because it didn't look all that hardcore, but the moment you say that, you are making a mistake. At first I thought it was a DLC for Fallout 3. It's actually simple shooter very similar to Rez, filled with beauty and exploding with music. Let`s just say it is quite a unique game, and you can not only use the original Xbox 360 controller but Kinect as well(FUCK!) Is it any good?

Alice: Madness Returns

Introduction
I never was a fan of the original book... It was too weird for me. The movie was even weirder. I decided to review this anyway, and dive deep back through the rabbit hole into Wonderland. This game is a sequel to the similar game, "American McGee's Alice". Both are action games that follow a bizarre story of an insane Alice as she restores Wonderland back to it's normal state by shooting and stabbing everything in sight, Yeah, that will cure insanity. So, it is an American McGee game. Is it any good?

Duke Nukem Forever

Introduction
Poor Duke. He is getting more like Sonic the Hedgehog everyday. They both have a famous "cool-dude"attitude. They both started out great with amazing games, and they both fell down into a boiling pot of lava. Sad isn't it. Well, the game is finally here. The simple FPS game is out, and it only took 14 years. Was it worth it to kill so many of these video game developers for this? Read on to find out...

E3 Recap 2011

Well, E3 is over. It wasn't much of an E3. Read on to find out what I think about all the most popular E3 news.

Terraria Review

Introduction
You may have heard of Terraria. You may have heard a lot of things about it. You may have heard about it being a shameless Minecraft clone. (That is not the truth!) You may have heard of it being one of the most popular games on Steam in the last few weeks. You may have heard of it being an indie game. Well, most of those ideas are true. This game is just as innovative as Minecraft. This game is in 2D, sort of like platformers from the '90s. It blends Minecraft like building and crafting, seamlessly with RPG elements, action adventure and platforming. So, is it as great as I make it sound?

Infamous 2 Review

Introduction
Well, E3 is only a short while away... Let's see some cool games! I have nothing to say about E3 as of yet, so here is my review of the new sandbox, action adventure game, Infamous 2! It is obviously a sequel to a rather okay first game, as it faced off against a very similar game, Prototype. It is funny that Prototype 2 is coming out pretty soon too... You play as Cole McGrath, a super powered being with the power to harness electricity and use it as a weapon. (Think of Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars as a hero.) One of the coolest features in the game is the new mission creation tool, which works well with sandbox games (GTA needs this!) I rented this anyway, as I heard you get access to the Uncharted 3 multiplayer beta. Was the beta (or I mean game!) worth it?

Red Faction: Armageddon Review

Introduction
I have said this before. War never changes. It still has not. Even in the future. The year is 2170. You are Darius Mason, and you join the Red Faction to save Mars and clear your name. Unlike the previous games in the series, this one is not open-world, but you certainly get lots of freedom with how much you can destroy in the environments. This is obviously a type of shooter game. It is a third-person shooter, in the style of some of the later Resident Evil games. So, is it any good?

Dirt 3

Introduction
Dirt 3 is the latest racer and it is good. If you are wondering what happened to the Colin McRae tag, it was removed. I don't know why. The game is about a race car driver who is trying to get reputation points by taking part in various racing events so he can get sponsored. It of course has online multiplayer and new for the series, a sort of Mario Party type thing, but with cars. One of the coolest features is the ability to upload your replay clips right on to Youtube. Just how good is Dirt 3 then?