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Thursday, July 7, 2011
Top 5 Worst Video Games Of All Time
Geez! I still have yet to review a new game. Pathetic. I know. But I have a special treat for you. I think this is also important for you to know. So you won't go buying them, I am about to list the top 5 worst video games of all time. I hope you do not own any of these, because you would never be able to sell them. 5.) Aquaman: Battle For Atlantis - A classic. Full of shit. The mullet of Aquaman will always be remembered. It is not like Aquaman is a very popular superhero anyway. You know it sucks really bad when the release price was 20$.
Only he would call a superpowered man a "novice".
4.) Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust - This was the game that killed the horny Leisure Suit Larry series. Sigh. Those were good games. It was so bad that Leisure Suit Larry's original creator, Al Lowe thanked the studio that made this game that he was not involved with this slop.
No sexism here.
3.) Superman - One of the worst games of all time. It is also one of the most boring. I hope you like flying through rings. It makes me want to yawn my face off. What is up with all the awful superhero themed games anyway?
This is what you would get if boredom was made into a game.
2.) E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial - This game was based on the amazing hit movie. The programmer only had 6 weeks to make the game. This is the result. Crap. This game nearly single-handily destroyed Atari's company. Have you heard of the legend of the unsold cartridges being dumped in a landfill?
I am surprised this title screen never frightened children. At least they spelled "E.T." right...
1.) Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing - It all comes down to this... This game is the worst of all time. My cat could make a game better than this. It is extremely glitchy and makes Fallout: New Vegas look like it spent 4 years in testing. The developers can't spell either. You're Winner! I can't describe this game's suckiness with pictures, so I will use a video instead.
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